10 things a waiter will never tell you
Posted: 24 Feb 2011, 19:29
1) 'We won’t respond when you click your fingers'
2) 'We might have prepared the food on your plate'
3) 'We don’t want your two cents'
4) 'Misbehaving children scare us'
5) 'We find some of your meal requests tedious'
6) 'We can't stand dealing with drunk customers'
7) 'We don’t always recommend things that we like'
'We’re working as fast as we can'
9) 'We get annoyed when you send things back'
10) 'We just really want you to be polite'
2) 'We might have prepared the food on your plate'
3) 'We don’t want your two cents'
4) 'Misbehaving children scare us'
5) 'We find some of your meal requests tedious'
6) 'We can't stand dealing with drunk customers'
7) 'We don’t always recommend things that we like'
'We’re working as fast as we can'9) 'We get annoyed when you send things back'
10) 'We just really want you to be polite'
drinking already? 
