Suede Online

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:45**

What kind of sick person likes melted ice cream? It's like eating frozen pizza while it's still frozen. It's just not natural.

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:46**

well, i do

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:48**

What kind of sick...

...never mind. I answered my own question. I love it when that happens.

Well, I don't love it, but you know what I mean.

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:48**

do we?

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:50**

I don't see why not. But if not, simply ask me, and I'll provide an appropriate response.

I'm very thoughtful that way.

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:50**

it's ok... keep your trash to yourself

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:53**

Some people like my trash.

I guess the same way some people like feces, I guess.

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:53**

mark does indeed

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:55**

I know he likes some of my bodily discharges...

...not all of them, though, I'd guess.

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 00:56**

he will take it all in from you

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 01:01**

God, that's hot.

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 01:06**

*vomit*

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 01:10**

I once knew a girl who was turned on by the thoughts of guys urinating inside her.

She wasn't attracted to me, sadly.

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 01:10**

wonder why

Posted: **01 Mar 2011, 01:15**

My theory is that she was an in-the-closet lesbian.

Human milk ice cream goes on sale