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Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 04 Mar 2011, 19:32
by sunshine
aren't you always?

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 04 Mar 2011, 19:35
by SoGone
No. I wish I could be.


...maybe I could be a bartender? Are they allowed to be drunk on the job? This is another reason why I should have been a woman; I could be an alcoholic prostitute. No one cares if the whore you go to smells of tequila and is too drunk to come.

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 04 Mar 2011, 19:36
by sunshine
could be

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 05 Mar 2011, 16:25
by mark
I already assumed you were an alcoholic prostitute Andy!!!!... :P I wouldn't mind laying you anyway!!!... And yeah pm me a story anytime, seriously i'd like to read your work... :) oh and don't joke about alcoholic bartenders - a friend of mine's brother has just started a bar job and she's just discovered he appears to have alcohol problems!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: I only drink once a week so I guess I need to work hard to catch you up Andy - you drink every day right???!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: :?

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 05 Mar 2011, 19:23
by sunshine
every second

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 13 Mar 2011, 11:55
by SoGone
mark wrote: you drink every day right???!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: :?

...yeah, and when I was overseas, I forewent dinner twice in favor of downing shitloads of booze...

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 13 Mar 2011, 13:41
by sunshine
:lol:

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 13 Mar 2011, 14:31
by mark
god you're an idiot!!! - eat more and stop with so much booze - you'll become anorexic!!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: :(

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 13 Mar 2011, 15:03
by SoGone
Quite frankly, I don't care. I've had a decent enough body for all my life, and it hasn't gotten me shit...

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 13 Mar 2011, 19:38
by sunshine
fingers up... your throat

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 14 Mar 2011, 10:00
by mark
Yeah but you don't want die do you Andy???!!!... I don't want that anyway!!! - and i'm sure you have a great body and one I wouldn't mind closer inspection of!!!!... pics please!!!!... :) or webcam at least!!!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :P

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 14 Mar 2011, 12:48
by SoGone
It's not like I'm contributing very much to this planet, besides carbon dioxide and posts on random Internet forums (shup, Jose). And wanking and most music don't give me pleasure anymore; they depress me because I'm not getting laid and because the tunes remind me of the past, and that means I'm either remembering bad times (not fun) or good times (depressing because they're gone).


So yay for alcohol. I've never liked food anyway; eating's always been something of a chore for me. It's nice not to have to consume that crap.

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 14 Mar 2011, 15:28
by mark
You have far more to offer than that and you know it!!!... just trust me - calm down on the alcohol and eat more...

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 14 Mar 2011, 15:44
by SoGone
...ok, I have wear and tear on furniture, and piss.



Eating's no fun. I remember "forgetting" my lunch quite often when I was in grade school...but I swear I'm not anorexic. I'm really not. I do eat.

Re: Suggest a career for SoGone

Posted: 14 Mar 2011, 16:21
by mark
SoGone wrote:...ok, I have wear and tear on furniture, and piss.

:shock: :? :? :? :? :?: :?: :?:

SoGone wrote:Eating's no fun. I remember "forgetting" my lunch quite often when I was in grade school...but I swear I'm not anorexic. I'm really not. I do eat.
well i'm glad you're not anorexic!!!... but you're saying you don't enjoy eating??!!!... so you don't have a favourite food???!!!... :shock: :(