Suede Online

I was saying that, among the things I have to offer, is that I cause wear and tear on furniture. I also manufacture piss.


My favorite food is pasta, because it's cheap.

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you piss on your furniture???!!!... suddenly your posts are making less sense than sunshine's Andy!!!

No. They're two separate actions. Was it really that ambiguous?

ok well I still don't understand because you said those things as if they are traits unique to you!!!... Whereas I think everyone causes wear and tear on furniture and everybody manufactures piss... Or were you saying that that is all you're good for???!!!...

Yes; I was saying that that's all I'm good for.

no mate, you're good for all sorts of purposes!!!...

*vomit*