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go to south america

...what, and sell my hot post-teen body? At this rate, I might have to. Though it might not be all that hot after a few dozen bottles of rum have had their way with it.

for the op, you nutter

I am the OP. What the hell are you on about?

surgery... eyes... south america

Oh...is it still that cheap there? More importantly, is it safe? I may be frugal, but I know a sham product from a good one.

well, not for boos and stuff like that... but i hear one of the best eye surgeons is from down there

I suspect you're lying to me. Do you have proof of this?

yes, in spain. lol

Because I don't know what relevance that has to South America, is it true that the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain?

yes, or when the fucking britons come

What's wrong with the British? Just because they don't know how to speak...

if only

...you mean if only that was their only problem? What else is wrong with them, pray tell?

as for the british reference - cunts both of you!!!!... Nothing's wrong with the british that's why the dozy spanish twat lives here - and as i've repeatedly said if he doesn't like it he can f-off back to spain!!!... sun just doesn't like it because the kiddies bully him and he doesn't know how to handle them!!!!

And Andy, don't go saying we don't know how to speak when it's you idiots that took our language, bastardised it and fucked it up for your own none-too-clear purposes!!!

and why the fuck does the reference to 'south america' automatically make you think of selling your body Andy???!!!... Don't be so disrespectful!!!...