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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby mark » 09 Mar 2011, 09:05

:shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :( :cry:

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby sunshine » 09 Mar 2011, 18:58

*vomit*

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby SoGone » 13 Mar 2011, 12:15

mark wrote: 'Coming Up' really is the perfect name for a condom brand !!!... :roll: :wink: 8)


...I hear they have singing condoms. If so, "Head Music" would be an even more perfect name.

And if we're talking about sex in terms of ascending to the stratosphere, don't you think "Dog Man Star" fits the bill quite nicely?
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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby mark » 13 Mar 2011, 12:49

hmmm.... singing condoms lol???!!!... :? omg i just googled and apparently there ARE such things as singing condoms - OMG!!!! LOL!!! Who wants a fucking song from their dick when they're shagging lol???!!!... as pulp once sang "just what exactly do you do for an encore???"!!!! :lol: :shock: :?

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby SoGone » 13 Mar 2011, 12:52

I bet you'd like it if your dick started singing "Beautiful Ones" while it was being fondled.
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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby mark » 13 Mar 2011, 13:02

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: How about 'This Is Hardcore'???!!!! :lol:

I'm actually quite concerned about that idea - some people must be so boring having sex if they have to have karaoke condoms to keep them amused during the 'act'!!!! :lol: :shock: :roll:

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby SoGone » 13 Mar 2011, 13:04

Sex does get boring after a while. I don't think musical condoms are the right solution, but if that's what works...
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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby sunshine » 13 Mar 2011, 13:43

*vomit*

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby mark » 13 Mar 2011, 13:47

If sex gets boring just stop doing it lol!!!!... :roll:

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby sunshine » 13 Mar 2011, 13:48

:lol:

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby SoGone » 13 Mar 2011, 15:00

mark wrote:If sex gets boring just stop doing it lol!!!!... :roll:



It's like alcohol or New Order; I can't.
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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby sunshine » 13 Mar 2011, 19:41

:roll:

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby mark » 14 Mar 2011, 09:43

hmmmmm....

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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby SoGone » 14 Mar 2011, 12:43

Is it my imagination, or have I finally found something worth living for?
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Re: Sexy condoms thread

Postby mark » 14 Mar 2011, 15:10

not cigarettes or alcohol... just love... :D and food - eat boy and stop worrying me!!!! :roll:


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