Suede Online

in nowhere town

Less annoying tossers at home Andy???... But YOU'D be there!!!...

Well pubs are good to socialise (shit I forgot u hate that even more than me!!!) and for live music (shit, you hate that too!!!)... Ok i'll go to the off-licence or supermarket for you and go pubbing on my own lol!!!... Although you're right, there are plenty of tossers down the pub too... But it can be fun as well, i'll take u out and we can have some fun!!!... you could find some drunk chicks who actually fancy u maybe???... They'd surely be drunk enough to not say 'no'!!!!...

...but I don't want to nail a chick just because she's drunk. I'm not that kind of guy.

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Really???... You're asking for too much, you know it will be almost impossible to find a girl that likes you when they are sober!!!...

I know. Why the fuck do you think I drink so much???

I feel your pain Andy... I am sure one day maybe you will find a sane, sober girl who likes you... you have to have hope...