Why do anchormen make so much money?

[SoGone]

I learned that they get paid big bucks so they'll say whatever the network execs want them to say...


...but fuck, I wouldn't ask for a seven figure salary...I'd do that for an average year's salary ($30,000-odd). I mean, it's a lot less painful than most jobs, and you get to be a minor celebrity.



Also, I haven't watched the news regularly since I was 4 and my grandmother would babysit me and watch it, but assuming that nothing's changed, anchormen and weathermen and their kin are sort of a bunch of assholes.

[mark]

I can't get past the thought of you as a cute little 4 year old being nursed by gran!!!!

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

For once, sunshine has said it all.

[sunshine]

[mark]

What?!!! I can't help it if you're a sweetie andy!!!

[SoGone]

Awww.



Too bad I'm already engaged to another member of this board.

[mark]

[sunshine]

Everybody smiles because we shock the winter
Everybody sits round to watch the sky

(how much is so much?)

[mark]

good point sun!!!!

[SoGone]

We learned that it's 6 figures, sometimes 7...that's "so much," in my opinion...

[sunshine]

You said that we were just good friends
But we jump red lights all the way to the end
There you go, there you go again

(6 figures is 'so much'??? )

[SoGone]

Apparently.

[sunshine]