If you were dictator of the world...
If you were dictator of the world...
...what would be your first act in office?
I think I've said this before, but I'd order the extermination of all dogs. The meat could be frozen to feed the poor and starving across the globe.
I think I've said this before, but I'd order the extermination of all dogs. The meat could be frozen to feed the poor and starving across the globe.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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Re: If you were dictator of the world...
I'd cancel reality TV.
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No, I'd keep it. See, then you could use Nielsen or whatever to figure out who's watching that stuff, and then you could tax the shit out of them or otherwise use them for your own ends, because they'd be the sort of people who are too stupid or lazy to fight back.
It's why I wouldn't place a ban on football either.
It's why I wouldn't place a ban on football either.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
Re: If you were dictator of the world...
poor dogs!!!
and you know I like SOME reality tv and I LOVE football (soccer)!!!...
and you know I like SOME reality tv and I LOVE football (soccer)!!!...
Re: If you were dictator of the world...
Poor dogs? Might as well say "Poor Nazis, they lost the war." Evil, useless creatures, they are. They contribute nothing to society.
You like reality TV??????????
Shame.
You like reality TV??????????
Shame.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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Re: If you were dictator of the world...
Hate dogs too.
They don't see the difference between poo and food, and people still tend to think they're brilliant.
I don't get it.
They don't see the difference between poo and food, and people still tend to think they're brilliant.
I don't get it.
Re: If you were dictator of the world...
Will you marry me? I'm willing to relocate and give up my Bruce Springsteen collection if that's what it takes.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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Re: If you were dictator of the world...
I thought you were gay? (which is weird cause you have a collection of the boss).
Re: If you were dictator of the world...
Nah, I'm 100% straight. I mean, unless you count my secret desire to wear women's clothing and be a woman for a day so that...
...never mind. But anyway, back to marriage, what do you say?
...never mind. But anyway, back to marriage, what do you say?
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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(BTW, even if I was gay, I'd go straight for a dog-hating, old-people-in-supermarkets-hating, female Suede/Bretthead.)
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
Re: If you were dictator of the world...
You're cheap as the perfume that you wear
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Re: If you were dictator of the world...
Erm...yeah why not.SoGone wrote:
...never mind. But anyway, back to marriage, what do you say?
Meet me tomorrow at 9am, bring a tie.