What's your preferred alcohol?

[SoGone]

I'm a rum & tequila guy. I don't mind the cheap brands; it makes me feel better about my incipient alcoholism, knowing that it's not that expensive of an addiction.

[car wash *unt]

Vodka-Grapefruit

[SoGone]

I'm convinced that vodka is a nasty, nasty substance that exists only to get people as drunk as possible within the shortest amount of time.




But I'm glad you like it.

[sunshine]

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear

(don't do alcohol)

[mark]

boring! - he doesn't do alcohol, doesn't do meat, doesn't do sex (well maybe, the jury's out on that subject!)... what do you do???!!!!

oh and of course it has to be lager, I am english afterall!!! - which means being a lager lout and the dubious label of having 'agressive behaviour' and being escorted from the premises by a bouncer!!!! But that was only one occasion of course, i'm a good drunk... mostly!!! (except when it comes to using a PC!!! Maybe that's why sun doesn't like alcohol after witnessing some of my emabarrassing outbursts under the influence!!!)

[SoGone]

...he posts emoticons on Suede message boards.


Lager is a beer, right? I'm not a beer man at all.

So you're not one of those nice, lovable quiet drunks who cries a lot? But we already knew that, I think.

[sunshine]

Everybody smiles because we shock the winter
Everybody sits round to watch the sky

(and suede lyrics )

[mark]

Being drunk i've been known to be friendly, outgoing, loud, singing, aggressive, quiet, withdrawn, sad, crying, desperate, pleading, angry, talk shit, fuck up friendships, fuck up relationships.... (but I also do most of those things fairly regularly when sober too!!!!)... And the trouble is, I like the taste of beer too much, oh and the fact I enjoy the initial warm heartness and fun of drinking, until it goes beyond that!!!!... no i'm not really a trouble maker, but when i get on my pc that's when i'm most dangerous - despite the fact i've fucked up a lot of times because of it, I STILL keep repeating the same mistakes!!!!... And i'm not even a 'heavy' double digit drinker, like 6 pints tops usually and yet I still create chaos and mayhem - I must be a light-weight!!!! Wow, now you've REALLY depressed me!!!... I feel like a beer!!!! Damn it, alcohol is a depressant isn't it???!!! Seems like I need alcohol right now like I need a hole in my head!!!! And yeah lager is beer, what you generally call beer over there but is a 'light' beer distanctly as opposed to 'darker, heavier' beers like bitters, stouts and ales which are also very popular in this country... And what is this craze of these Jaegerbombs and these pathetic little flavoured shots that are like an expensive one-mouthful kinda drink!!!! Waste of money I say, give me a proper drink!!!!! oh and wine is ok too, don't often drink and some I like and some I hate... Bucks Fizz is the one to go for, nice!!!!

[SoGone]

Some people say that it's stupid to fight depression with a depressant. I say pish tosh to that, because booze is a great way to relieve depression and stress.



But not as good as "Coming Up."

[mark]

The best way to relieve depression and stress is to have a

[SoGone]

LOL! See, that's a good use of an emoticon! Cheers!

[mark]

See!!! I do sometimes have my uses after all!!!! Just got to find a decent vomit one now and we're all set!!!!

[SoGone]

[sunshine]

(too big)

You said that we were just good friends
But we jump red lights all the way to the end
There you go, there you go again

[SoGone]

The first one's the right size, but it takes a bit too long to do its thing.