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I learned the correct pronunciation of "Cocteau."


I also learned that teachers don't like it when you call them by their first name and tell them that you hate their class. But most teachers don't get angry if you swear in front of them; if anything, they appreciate your daring.



Emphasis on "most."

I learned that some people can call your mum a whore, but it doesn't mean she is.

I think it was around 2004 when I learned/realized that people who make "your mom" jokes are the biggest losers in the world.


Ironically, they're the ones most likely to bitch about welfare mothers.

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear

(i don't mind when they use my first name!)

I learnt that José can be really fucking annoying sometimes!!!!

You've known him how long?

I was actually thinking the same after I wrote it!!!!....

Uh-oh, we're starting to think alike.



Someday we'll both be going to the charity shops and buying women's blouses, and then we'll be dressing alike too.

I just realized that "women's blouses" is probably somewhat redundant, but then, I'm from a city that has "ink pens" (what else are they filled with, pray tell?).

Everybody smiles because we shock the winter
Everybody sits round to watch the sky

(it's going to be 8 or 9 years next week, isn't it?)

ink pens hmmmm.... sperm???.. nah, guess not, how would u actually read the words???!!!! And no disrespect, i'm not into either charity shops or 'women's blouses', i'm just not... (still waiting to see some pics of you cross-dressing in your mom's clothes)!!!!

And yeah sun, it will be 9 years soon since the forum started and we joined (that doesn' include the old 'suede online' forum though does it???? remember, the previous version they ditched??? I can't remember now!!!! i used to sometimes write on the suede.net forum pre 2002 i'm sure sooo... hmmm, I wonder!!!!).....

oh and today I also learnt that my life REALLY sux... More than I even previously thought!!!!....

I've heard of people writing with blood...don't think you could use semen to write with, though, unless it was an invisible-ink type deal...

My mom's clothes aren't very sexy. That's probably a good thing.



Why does your life suck?

I learned that I've been spelling "gist" wrong all my life.

sorry, i know you hate my smileys but sometimes I just HAVE to use them!!!!

And my life sucks because it's pretty empty and pointless and directionless... oh and I fucked up a relationship with someone I care about very deeply... You know, usual stuff...

Depressing.


Do you want to talk about it some more?