Spider Ear!!!!....

[mark]

omg I DO NOT like the smell of my own shit!!!! That's just.... not right!!!!! But you talking about 'the good smell' of your sweaty hands and feet is starting to turn me on!!!!

[mark]

Ok, i've started to control myself about your hot, sweaty hands and feet lol!!! But I was just thinking, these 'stink bugs' aren't tiny like almost microscopic size flying beasts are they???!!! because I seem to get loads of those around here, loads are always dead on my windowsill lol, god knows where they come from!!! No I don't think it's those because they don't smell, i've read other people online talking about these creatures but I don't think they're 'click beetles' or 'fruit flies' as some people call them!!!... ah, I think i've just identified them as carpet beetles, apparently they can be a common household pest!!!!...

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

omg I DO NOT like the smell of my own shit!!!! That's just.... not right!!!!!

You're in denial. Like in that Pet Shop Boys song.

[mark]

Denial??? I haven't been anywhere near Egypt!!!! The old ones are always the best!!!!!!!!

[SoGone]

What the hell are you on about?

[sunshine]

never let the winter in

[mark]

denial, 'the nile' get it???!!! You must have heard that joke before - person 1: "you're in denial".... person 2: "how dare you, i've never been anywhere near egypt"!!!! come on, ok, maybe that's not the best way of putting it but there has always been a pun on that word!!!!! well I know what I meant anyway!!!!

Maybe it's best if we go back to talking about your sweaty hands and feet Andy???!!!

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

denial, 'the nile' get it???!!! You must have heard that joke before - person 1: "you're in denial".... person 2: "how dare you, i've never been anywhere near egypt"!!!! come on, ok, maybe that's not the best way of putting it but there has always been a pun on that word!!!!! well I know what I meant anyway!!!!

Maybe it's best if we go back to talking about your sweaty hands and feet Andy???!!!

What a terrible joke. I fucking hate puns.


But I'm ok with talking about my sweat. I love the smell and feel of my own sweat; everyone loves their own smells and feels; I said it before, and it's true.

[sunshine]

it gives you the sense of completion after a run

[SoGone]

Nothing could make me feel "complete" after running. God, I hate it. Reminds me too much of my grade school days.

[sunshine]

i prefer swimming, tbh

[mark]

All this talk about sweat and smells is suddenly starting to make me feel dirty!!!! mmmm, swimming!... The one sport where men can legally be almost completely naked in public!!!!!

Lucky you're not english then Andy, puns are... everything!!!! But at least you're good at the king of british comedy - sarcasm!!! Strange, usually americans aren't clever enough to 'get' sarcasm!!!...

[SoGone]

...you forgot about wresting, where all they wear are those skimpy thongs...talk about a homoerotic sport!


As someone who constantly writes "controversial" articles for various school publications and projects, I can assure you, I'm well-versed in my countrymen's general inability to understand irony and sarcasm1