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mark wrote: been spending far too much time researching other types of cock... ney!!!

What about cock toes?

'cock toes'???!!! is there such a thing??? - never heard of that - my two favourite things!!!...

Twins!




(Anyway, breasts > feet > toes > dicks. Assuming that the first three belong to females. If any of them belong to guys, they automatically get bumped to the end of the list.)

ok, well at least you still like dicks somewhere along the line...

mark wrote:ok, well at least you still like dicks somewhere along the line...

...who doesn't?

good point... i dunno, most straight guys pretend not to but I guess they enjoy their own enough... And it's amazing what booze can do to a bunch of str8 guys, really they don't need too much excuse to get up close and personal with their friends...

mark wrote:good point... i dunno, most straight guys pretend not to but I guess they enjoy their own enough... And it's amazing what booze can do to a bunch of str8 guys, really they don't need too much excuse to get up close and personal with their friends...

...not exactly what you're saying, but I once had a teacher give us an anti-booze talk that went like this:


"If you're drunk enough, you'll sleep with anything that doesn't have a penis. And that can be a problem."

was the teacher male or female???!!!! That's a bizarre way of talking about the dangers of alcohol!!!!

mark wrote: was the teacher male or female???!!!! That's a bizarre way of talking about the dangers of alcohol!!!!

Male teacher, and he was addressing the males in the audience.