Why can't the English learn to speak?

[SoGone]

You, there, did you go to school?

[mark]

erm yes.... indeed!....

[SoGone]

You were supposed to say:


"What do you take me for, a fool?"










Why can't the English learn to set a good example?

[mark]

Sorry I don't know how to play this game!!!! I thought it was a post from 'sunshine' actually - hating on english people!!!!

[SoGone]

...it's a song from My Fair Lady. I'm sorry, I thought you were familiar with the production.

[mark]

No sorry, despite being gay I kinda hate musicals lol - Moulin Rouge is bareable and Willy Wonka and Mary Poppins are only great because of the story and the quirkiness - and animation in the case of Poppins!!!! ....

[SoGone]

My Fair Lady is uber-quirky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Henry Higgins is quickly becoming my favorite fictional character ever; there's more irony in him than there is in the entirety of American literature*!



*An uninformed and surely erroneous declaration, but I made it nonetheless. I'm pretty sure Alan Jay Lerner is American, which pretty much jeopardizes my entire "argument," but fuck you.

[mark]

fuck me??? yes please!!! hmmmm irony - isn't it ironic how many people don't understand irony??!!!.... or not!!!??...

[SoGone]

It's VERY ironic. I should know.


Another similarity b/n us is revealed...we both get off on people telling us to fuck ourselves.




One of my happiest memories involves a girl giving me the finger. She was hot stuff, and this was back when I was trying to figure out things like girls and sex. I mean, I'm still trying, but...you know what I mean.

[mark]

yeah... that's why I was soooooooooo unimpressed when George dubya gave ME the finger!!!

[SoGone]

I thought you would have found that hot, being gay and all.

[mark]

erm... we are talking about the same George Dubya right???!!!...

[SoGone]

Yeah. But you know, he's a man.


I'd probably get off on Kate Winslet giving me the finger, even though I no longer think she's hot, though she was the first naked woman I ever saw....





Say what you will, I will always have a special place in my heart for "Titanic."

[mark]

hmmm - Titanic was ok and Kate Winslet is nice (and dare I say it, kinda like her singing!!!! )...

oh and believe it or not just because I like men doesn't mean I like every guy!!!!... The same way I am sure you don't like every girl!!!!... but I do like you!!!

[SoGone]

I didn't know she sang...


...my point was that there was a time in my life, sometimes even now, when every woman of a reasonable age seems attractive enough to be doable.