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aren't you always?
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No. I wish I could be.


...maybe I could be a bartender? Are they allowed to be drunk on the job? This is another reason why I should have been a woman; I could be an alcoholic prostitute. No one cares if the whore you go to smells of tequila and is too drunk to come.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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could be
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I already assumed you were an alcoholic prostitute Andy!!!!... :P I wouldn't mind laying you anyway!!!... And yeah pm me a story anytime, seriously i'd like to read your work... :) oh and don't joke about alcoholic bartenders - a friend of mine's brother has just started a bar job and she's just discovered he appears to have alcohol problems!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: I only drink once a week so I guess I need to work hard to catch you up Andy - you drink every day right???!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: :?
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every second
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mark wrote: you drink every day right???!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: :?

...yeah, and when I was overseas, I forewent dinner twice in favor of downing shitloads of booze...
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:lol:
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god you're an idiot!!! - eat more and stop with so much booze - you'll become anorexic!!!!... :shock: :shock: :shock: :(
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Quite frankly, I don't care. I've had a decent enough body for all my life, and it hasn't gotten me shit...
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fingers up... your throat
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Yeah but you don't want die do you Andy???!!!... I don't want that anyway!!! - and i'm sure you have a great body and one I wouldn't mind closer inspection of!!!!... pics please!!!!... :) or webcam at least!!!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :P
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It's not like I'm contributing very much to this planet, besides carbon dioxide and posts on random Internet forums (shup, Jose). And wanking and most music don't give me pleasure anymore; they depress me because I'm not getting laid and because the tunes remind me of the past, and that means I'm either remembering bad times (not fun) or good times (depressing because they're gone).


So yay for alcohol. I've never liked food anyway; eating's always been something of a chore for me. It's nice not to have to consume that crap.
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You have far more to offer than that and you know it!!!... just trust me - calm down on the alcohol and eat more...
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...ok, I have wear and tear on furniture, and piss.



Eating's no fun. I remember "forgetting" my lunch quite often when I was in grade school...but I swear I'm not anorexic. I'm really not. I do eat.
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SoGone wrote:...ok, I have wear and tear on furniture, and piss.

:shock: :? :? :? :? :?: :?: :?:

SoGone wrote:Eating's no fun. I remember "forgetting" my lunch quite often when I was in grade school...but I swear I'm not anorexic. I'm really not. I do eat.
well i'm glad you're not anorexic!!!... but you're saying you don't enjoy eating??!!!... so you don't have a favourite food???!!!... :shock: :(
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