Sexy condoms thread
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*vomit*
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...I hear they have singing condoms. If so, "Head Music" would be an even more perfect name.mark wrote: 'Coming Up' really is the perfect name for a condom brand !!!...
And if we're talking about sex in terms of ascending to the stratosphere, don't you think "Dog Man Star" fits the bill quite nicely?
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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hmmm.... singing condoms lol???!!!... omg i just googled and apparently there ARE such things as singing condoms - OMG!!!! LOL!!! Who wants a fucking song from their dick when they're shagging lol???!!!... as pulp once sang "just what exactly do you do for an encore???"!!!!
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I bet you'd like it if your dick started singing "Beautiful Ones" while it was being fondled.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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How about 'This Is Hardcore'???!!!!
I'm actually quite concerned about that idea - some people must be so boring having sex if they have to have karaoke condoms to keep them amused during the 'act'!!!!
I'm actually quite concerned about that idea - some people must be so boring having sex if they have to have karaoke condoms to keep them amused during the 'act'!!!!
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Sex does get boring after a while. I don't think musical condoms are the right solution, but if that's what works...
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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*vomit*
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If sex gets boring just stop doing it lol!!!!...
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mark wrote:If sex gets boring just stop doing it lol!!!!...
It's like alcohol or New Order; I can't.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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hmmmmm....
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Is it my imagination, or have I finally found something worth living for?
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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not cigarettes or alcohol... just love... and food - eat boy and stop worrying me!!!!