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This is an option whenever I make a post. But does anyone know what it means?

It means don't pinch my bum!!!... I know you want to!!!

erm god knows, what does parse mean lol???!!!!

I'm not a "bum" guy, either with women or men. Some heterosexual men are into bumming the ladies. I'm not one of them.

(Bums are nasty. Ew.)

omg you sound like such a child andy!!! - don't be afraid, just wipe your bot and keep him nice and clean !!!! And again, the more you protest, the more I am starting to think that you DO like to rumble in the brown jungle!!!! (that phrase just came to me off the top of my head, god knows if anyone actually uses that for a 'bum' reference but I kinda like it!!!!).... And I bet you have a cute bum!!!!...

I have a horrible body. My legs look anoxrexic, while my upper body isn't. And my butt looks like complete shit, more tacked on than my phallic organ.

Everybody smiles because we shock the winter
Everybody sits round to watch the sky
*vomit*

sun!!!!

oh and let me be the judge of your 'horrible body' Andy, pm me to send your naked pics!!!! cheers!!!

I'll leave that up to my future wife.

Where is she again???!!! If she doesn't turn up for the ceremony i'll have to deputise!!! (do you think i'd look good in white and a veil???)!!!!! Don't worry, i'll shave before we have to kiss though!!!!....

No idea where she is.


I don't think you'd look good in white, but what do I know. Hair & white don't mix.

*vomit*vomit*vomit*

You said that we were just good friends
But we jump red lights all the way to the end
There you go, there you go again

shut up sun , stop spoiling our beautiful moment together!!!!... Well I said i'd shave for you Andy!!!!