10 things a waiter will never tell you

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sunshine
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10 things a waiter will never tell you

Post by sunshine » 24 Feb 2011, 19:29

1) 'We won’t respond when you click your fingers'
2) 'We might have prepared the food on your plate'
3) 'We don’t want your two cents'
4) 'Misbehaving children scare us'
5) 'We find some of your meal requests tedious'
6) 'We can't stand dealing with drunk customers'
7) 'We don’t always recommend things that we like'
8) 'We’re working as fast as we can'
9) 'We get annoyed when you send things back'
10) 'We just really want you to be polite'

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Re: 10 things a waiter will never tell you

Post by mark » 24 Feb 2011, 22:03

I thought it said "we don't want your two goats"!!! hahahahaha :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: 10 things a waiter will never tell you

Post by sunshine » 24 Feb 2011, 22:29

:roll: drinking already? :lol:

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Re: 10 things a waiter will never tell you

Post by mark » 24 Feb 2011, 23:47

no sun, saturday night only - you know me, i'm a good boy!! :)

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Re: 10 things a waiter will never tell you

Post by sunshine » 25 Feb 2011, 11:04

:lol: :roll:

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