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I mean, just the thought that emoticons are always there, 24/7, with that 'laughter' going constantly, or the red face flashing, or the tears falling down or their little eyes rolling... I mean it's like slave labour!!!... They never get a break, they have to sit on these posts in these threads day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year!!!!... Just repeating the same thing over and over - without a break!!!!... Surely that is wrong??!!!!... I mean the poor things they just get forgotten about when you leave a page or a website - and yet even for instance when you close this site on your pc, they are still there, working away - just because you can't see them anymore is not the point!!!! They must still be doing their thing!!!!.... They can't even stop for a minute just in case some asshole like you or me comes along to load up another page which they've been posted on - and then they have to do their performance all over again - for our amusement - it's like a circus!!!!.... They must have certain rights - is there a union that represents emoticons???!!!!... Knowing that they are here and all over the internet working non stop 24/7 with no pay - how can you sleep at night???!!!!...

Shit!!! I just made the situation worse by posting more emoticons!!!!...

And again!!!!!!!!!........ arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!....

I have no sympathy for emoticons, just I have no sympathy for poor people who vote Republican.

Emoticons deserve to be oppressed. They're annoying, hammy little things that clutter up discussions with their arrogant diva-like ways. They also deserve to be forgotten once one leaves a page. Nay, they deserve to be ignored while one is still on the page in question.

I never thought about this before, but now that you pointed out, I might make a point of posting as many emoticons as I can, just to annoy the wretches.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid emoticons! Keep laughing, perpetually, eternally, even when there's no one to watch! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note; I edited the above post to remove approximately 500 emoticons, not because I feel for them, but because I didn't want to kill marky's thread by overloading it with images. That's just the kind of compassionate, thoughtful guy I am.

lol!!!! You are such a fucking sadist!!!... poor things!!!!... And I know I am a hyprocrite, I can help it, I can't help but post them to express my feelings!!!!...

...so everytime I see a yellow dick in one of your posts, I'm to assume that the feelings you're expressing are guilt and regret? And compassion, perhaps?

yellow dick???!!!!

Yeah. They're dicks. The whole lot of 'em. Tossers. Buggers. Dicks. Whatever you wanna call 'em.

They're lovely little things!!!!... (did you really post approx 500 of them???!!!) lol!!!...

I did. And then I said, "No, better click on the thread to make sure I didn't just kill it." And it nearly crashed my computer. So I figured it was probably best to edit my post.


They're lovely little things, sure. The way the Bush twins are.

For a moment I read that as 'british twins' and I was gonna be soooooooooooo offended!!!!...

You know I love most everything British.

especially Marky!!!!...