Weird things people have said to you
Weird things people have said to you
"You have to eat, to keep up that amazing sense of wonderment you have."
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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you really do hang around with strange people don't you!!! - is that why you're a Suede fan???!!!
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k, imagine me and people having dinner, and out of the blue this guy goes (at me): "Do you have speed boats where you live?"
True story.
True story.
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...and what did you say to that?
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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I don't voluntarily hang out with people like that. A teacher said that to me back in middle school.mark wrote: you really do hang around with strange people don't you!!! - is that why you're a Suede fan???!!!
I'm a Suede fan because...well, we've been through this before, haven't we?
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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Car wash *unt's post reminded me of another quote:
"Do they have prostitutes in Taiwan?"
This isn't a weird thing, but it's embarrassing. I was maybe ten years old, a real bookworm, and my mom went to visit some of her friends, taking me along. So I was left alone in a room with this really old woman (one of the friend's mothers, I guess), and she lit up when she saw me reading a book.
"Oooh, can you read?" she asked. Remember, I'm ten. "Read some of that! Show me that you can read!"
And so I stumbled along for a page before becoming so demoralized that I closed the book and said, "I'm tired now" and left the room.
Another grievance I have against old people, I suppose.
"Do they have prostitutes in Taiwan?"
This isn't a weird thing, but it's embarrassing. I was maybe ten years old, a real bookworm, and my mom went to visit some of her friends, taking me along. So I was left alone in a room with this really old woman (one of the friend's mothers, I guess), and she lit up when she saw me reading a book.
"Oooh, can you read?" she asked. Remember, I'm ten. "Read some of that! Show me that you can read!"
And so I stumbled along for a page before becoming so demoralized that I closed the book and said, "I'm tired now" and left the room.
Another grievance I have against old people, I suppose.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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I actually smiled and said yes...a 'yes' you say quietly while rolling your eyes in your mind.SoGone wrote:...and what did you say to that?
Lucky him, I love his silly unsuccessful card tricks, otherwise I'd slap him lol.
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http://forum.suede.co.uk/read.php?2,8894
This is a place where people say weird things, period.
This thread in particular has crossed every limit. I'm speechless.
This is a place where people say weird things, period.
This thread in particular has crossed every limit. I'm speechless.
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I don't pride myself on much, but I admire my ability to say "yes" in a sarcastic way that's obviously sarcastic but also so winningly innocent that the person doesn't care that I've just insulted them.car wash *unt wrote:I actually smiled and said yes...a 'yes' you say quietly while rolling your eyes in your mind.SoGone wrote:...and what did you say to that?
That might not be as relevant as perhaps it should be, but it came to mind.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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car wash *unt wrote:http://forum.suede.co.uk/read.php?2,8894
This is a place where people say weird things, period.
This thread in particular has crossed every limit. I'm speechless.
"is wardrobe COMPULSORY"...brilliant! If I could get that as a bumper sticker, I would find excuses to drive around aimlessly just to maximize the number of people who saw it.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!