What did you learn today?

[SoGone]

Today that I learned that it's possible to be drunk enough to spill spaghetti all over the stove while trying to introduce it to a batch of boiling water, yet sober enough to post on a Suede message board.

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

You know that SoGone is drunk when he logs onto Suedeonline.com and is happy to find that sunshine is online, because it means that he has someone to post with.

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

It's true! It's true; the crown has made it clear.

[sunshine]

well, i'm just back to see artmagic and will be going to bed soon... so you will have to play with yourself

[mark]

Wtf???!!! spaghetti??? Andy 'drunk'???... Andy saying some shit about a 'crown' (wtf did that mean btw???!!! )... Shame I was at work, I miss ALL the excitement!!!! No, you can't have been that drunk Andy, you weren't talking enough shit to be drunk - well no more than usual anyway!!!!...

Oh and sun, don't tell him to play with himself, he spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time doing that already!!!!... Up to 10 times a day!!!!

[SoGone]

It was a quote from Camelot. And it's true, I was really fucking drunk last night, the drunkest I'd ever been (3rd rejection letter came in yesterday). But I'm a good enough poster that I can still write properly.

[sunshine]

[mark]

what are u being rejected from again???... universities???!!!

[sunshine]

he also rejects you

[SoGone]

what are u being rejected from again???... universities???!!!

Yeah.

[sunshine]

[mark]

Don't be so fucking rude laughing at someone else's misfortune sun!!!!

[SoGone]

...he's an asshole, what'd you expect?