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I'm going straight now anyway, men are just a nightmare - except you andy pandy, I can still be gay for you!!!!! :P
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Men aren't so much a nightmare as nasty, disgusting beings.
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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except moi!!!!! :D
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You're too hairy. To some, that's a fetish, but not me.
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you haven't seen me naked though.... yet! reserve your judgement please!!!
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...if someone tells me that a song has pedal steel guital and Alan Jackson on vocals, I know in advance that I'll hate it.

Similarly, when it comes to hair...
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wtf!
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drunk already!?
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is there a saying like as fresh as a daisy for people like you? we have tienes más pluma que una gallina?
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Are you asking mark or me????
mark wrote:Everything that's wrong with sunshine can be explained by the fact that he doesn't eat meat!!!!
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:x
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Fresh as a daisy???!!! What the fuck are you talking about sun lol, that's usually a saying for people who are really clean not drunk!!!! :? :? :? :shock: :?

And Andy, ok, touch the hair on my chest and THEN tell me you don't like it!!! Go on, feel how soft and comforting it can be!!!!!.... :shock: :shock: :shock: :D You like chewing on your own hair, so I guess I wouldn't mind you chewing on my body hair if it makes you feel more comfortable????!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :o :o :o :shock: :P :mrgreen: God to anyone who doesn't know this forum they will be sooooooooooooooooooo scared reading some of these posts!!!! :shock: :roll: :lol:
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Chest hair is the nastiest. Well, buttocks hair is grosser, but you know what I mean.

I don't chew on my hair anymore, now that I have a shorter haircut and my hair can't reach my mouth.
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:lol:
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Well my chest hair is lovely and fluffy I can assure you - I am a walking, human pillow!!!! :lol: :shock: :roll: :P :mrgreen: :oops:

Oh and I imagined that you used to pull your hair out at the root and chew individual strands!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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