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omg!!! the haze is lifting, my memory is returning and yes indeed, I DO remember now drunkenly singing the sham 69 song 'Hurry Up Harry' at the top of my voice with a nurse last night in the pub!!!!... Luckily it was a song a band was playing there so.... it wasn't like I was making a spectacle of myself or anything... I hope!!...

And this nurse, who I know, her friend was with her and said friend was pretending for some reason that they were both lesbians !!! apparently going around telling everyone they were 'muff munchers' hahahahahhahaa!!!! And she is the quiet one of the two, the outrageous on who I was with, well, she was the one who was kinda embarrassed and not impressed!!!! And these aren't even young girls, dirty drunk 40 somethings!!!! can you imagine???!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2xdCvhvyqY

video?

Thank fuck it WASN'T videod lol!!!! - and she kept shaking her rather large breasted body around me lol... and yeah she knows i'm gay!!! lucky me, huh??!!! I bet Andy will be soooooooo jealous!!! A nurse, a MIDDLE AGED Mrs Robinson type nurse, rather large in all proportions AND dirty... AND drunk!!!!... oh dear Andy, I bet you soooooooo wish you were me right now???!!!....

I'm not much into the ultra-bosomy women, but whatever turns you on...



...I quite like the Sham 69 songs I'm familiar with. I'm still kicking myself for passing up their singles collection in the record store a few years ago...

a tits man who doesn't like 'ultra-bossomy' women???!!!... And no, clearly it DOESN'T turn me on!!! sadly!!!...

Ultra-big tits are a turn-off.

ok... hmmm... I am starting to build up a mental image of your perfect woman now... HMMM...

mark wrote: ok... hmmm... I am starting to build up a mental image of your perfect woman now... HMMM...

Post a description...I'm interested in hearing what this would be!

soon he will be singing to bonnie... i bet you!

big tits but small... hates EVERYTHING... 'cum dumpster'... Not interested in emotions just pure filthy sex... Oh and of course, no vagina is a must - even a penis is better!!!...

i found some rude emoticons... but i don't dare putting them here!

well i've seen humping and wanking ones before!!!

mark wrote:big tits but small... hates EVERYTHING... 'cum dumpster'... Not interested in emotions just pure filthy sex... Oh and of course, no vagina is a must - even a penis is better!!!...

You got the emotions part wrong...I'd rather have emotions than pure filthy sex.