Suede Online

Wonderful hint. It's even more ambiguous than my clearly worded statement, which was evidently somewhat ambiguous to certain people.

monkey or man

Monkeys are smarter than us; they don't overeat, and they fuck whoever they want.

...and they don't feel shame about engaging in other bodily functions in public.

...did you know that they've trained monkeys to do sign language and post emoticons on Internet forums?

i bet you were in there too

Yeah, I was the first to do those tasks after a hearty diet of mead and other liquors.

SoGone wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm going to get the 1000th post around now, unless someone else is posting right now, because there are 14 posts left to go and I have a few dozen threads to reply to...


...they shut the forum down for reasons completely unrelated to me. I'd already been banished to a "dead" section of the forum by then.

That was when I got up at 4 in the morning so I'd be able to post before school! Good times.

1000th post???!!! Didn't you mean 10,000th???!!!! oooh and getting up at 4 am before school and posting on forums was 'good times' for you???!!!! omg... I mean don't get me wrong, forums like this are fine and sometimes fun but, i'm sure of all the standout moments in my life (not that there's been many!!!) posting on forums won't be one of them!!!!...

And you two seem to have been chatting a lot while I was out at work!!!! You two friends now???!!!

Yeah, 10,000th...


And yes, my life is so pathetic that my Bob Dylan Internet buddies provided the high point of my life.

*vomit*