Thread to love Oasis B-sides

[sunshine]

like all oasis

[mark]

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

like all oasis

...see, the great thing about sunshine's posts is that you don't even have to make any effort to take them out of context...seeing this as the first post on page two, one could be forgiven for thinking that sunshine's expressing his opinion that he likes all Oasis songs.

[SoGone]

Rockin' Chair is grand.

...is it too late for me to take you back? I mean, I'd prefer it if you weren't getting balled by sunshine on the side, but if that's the way it has to be...

[mark]

you're at the back of the queue now Andy, car wash has other suitors to consider first!!!!

[SoGone]

you're at the back of the queue now Andy, car wash has other suitors to consider first!!!!

She might stray for a few months or years, but sooner or later she'll realize that her destiny is with a 22-year old virgin from the USA.

[sunshine]

whatever

[mark]

22... u had your birthday ???... if so when was it???...

[SoGone]

...ah, I've been thinking of myself as 22 for some time now. It makes my drinking seem less impulsive; it's no longer a "Oh, you're 21, you're just excited" thing. It's "well, this is my chosen lifestyle."

I sort of felt bad because I made this one girl cry and beg me to not drink so much. But I didn't worry too long about it, because in 6 weeks I'll never see her again. Actually, that's one of the reasons why I drink so much.

[sunshine]

6 weeks? that would be a record for you!

[mark]

Do you really drink that heavily???!!!!... And if you're making a girl cry because of your drinking, that's pretty worrying - you should take much more care of yourself Andrew... You're as important and special as anyone else so you shouldn't abuse yourself so much... why 6 weeks???... she going away somewhere???... sorry if it's someone you like mate...

[SoGone]

Well, 6 weeks because I'll be graduating...

And yeah, I drink pretty heavily, at least relative to my size and diet.

[sunshine]