Sexy condoms thread

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[sunshine]

*vomit*

[SoGone]

'Coming Up' really is the perfect name for a condom brand !!!...

...I hear they have singing condoms. If so, "Head Music" would be an even more perfect name.

And if we're talking about sex in terms of ascending to the stratosphere, don't you think "Dog Man Star" fits the bill quite nicely?

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hmmm.... singing condoms lol???!!!... omg i just googled and apparently there ARE such things as singing condoms - OMG!!!! LOL!!! Who wants a fucking song from their dick when they're shagging lol???!!!... as pulp once sang "just what exactly do you do for an encore???"!!!!

[SoGone]

I bet you'd like it if your dick started singing "Beautiful Ones" while it was being fondled.

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How about 'This Is Hardcore'???!!!!

I'm actually quite concerned about that idea - some people must be so boring having sex if they have to have karaoke condoms to keep them amused during the 'act'!!!!

[SoGone]

Sex does get boring after a while. I don't think musical condoms are the right solution, but if that's what works...

[sunshine]

*vomit*

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If sex gets boring just stop doing it lol!!!!...

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

If sex gets boring just stop doing it lol!!!!...

It's like alcohol or New Order; I can't.

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hmmmmm....

[SoGone]

Is it my imagination, or have I finally found something worth living for?

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not cigarettes or alcohol... just love... and food - eat boy and stop worrying me!!!!