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I don't know anyone in Spain....

...I thought Jose actually lived in Spain...or do you just call him the Spainard?

José is spanish but he lives in London...

Oh, jeeze, lol. I fail.

massively

Someone's having a bad day.

because of you???!!!!

Yeah, probably.



I know I caused someone great distress yesterday. I didn't mean to do it, I swear.

I'm probably the last person she wants to hear from now, otherwise I'd apologize. I mean, that and I don't have her number...

yeah i cause stress and grief everywhere i go too!!!! i guess sucks to be me, but not as much as it does to be you... i can sleep at least with that in mind!!!!! and of course I am joking!!!!...

Nah, it's better if you WEREN'T joking...it would make me feel as if I actually had a purpose. I mean, that purpose would involve being such a failure that it makes other people feel as if their failings aren't as severe,,,but it'd be a purpose nonetheles.

I don't know why but your honesty, whether joking or not, always endears you to me lol.... that's kinda weird, the fact you are so openly subserviant maybe.... hmmm.... cheer up petal, you have a purpose... Your posts make me smile, and occasionally laugh at least... and sometimes angry too - hey you really do have a purpose after all!!!!

Aw.



Just please never call me "petal" again. Ok? Thanks.



(Actually, rethinking it, I'm quite touched by that nickname. It's far more endearing than "dumbass" or "loser" or "strange" or "jerko" or any of the other descriptions that usually get thrown my way, by all sorts of people, including but not limited to my family...)

hahahahahhaha!!! It would actually be hilarious if you knew me or had a conversation in 'real life' because I am not in the slightest bit effeminate in voice or acting - and I never use the word 'petal' normally, I just like saying those things to tease you hahahaha !!! ok, no more petal - sweetheart!!!!! aww sweetie I hope you're joking when you say people call you those things???... you are joking aren't you dumbass???!!!!

Aw, honey, I never joke about those things.


I touch my face a lot. Is that considered effeminite?