Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 10:34
I'm going straight now anyway, men are just a nightmare - except you andy pandy, I can still be gay for you!!!!! 
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Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 13:31
Men aren't so much a nightmare as nasty, disgusting beings.
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 14:45
except moi!!!!! 
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 14:51
You're too hairy. To some, that's a fetish, but not me.
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 16:04
you haven't seen me naked though.... yet! reserve your judgement please!!!
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 16:32
...if someone tells me that a song has pedal steel guital and Alan Jackson on vocals, I know in advance that I'll hate it.
Similarly, when it comes to hair...
Similarly, when it comes to hair...
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 19:28
wtf!
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 19:29
drunk already!?
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 19:30
is there a saying like as fresh as a daisy for people like you? we have tienes más pluma que una gallina?
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 19:36
Are you asking mark or me????
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 14 Feb 2011, 19:54
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 15 Feb 2011, 10:17
Fresh as a daisy???!!! What the fuck are you talking about sun lol, that's usually a saying for people who are really clean not drunk!!!! 
And Andy, ok, touch the hair on my chest and THEN tell me you don't like it!!! Go on, feel how soft and comforting it can be!!!!!.... You like chewing on your own hair, so I guess I wouldn't mind you chewing on my body hair if it makes you feel more comfortable????!!!! 
God to anyone who doesn't know this forum they will be sooooooooooooooooooo scared reading some of these posts!!!! 
And Andy, ok, touch the hair on my chest and THEN tell me you don't like it!!! Go on, feel how soft and comforting it can be!!!!!....
You like chewing on your own hair, so I guess I wouldn't mind you chewing on my body hair if it makes you feel more comfortable????!!!! God to anyone who doesn't know this forum they will be sooooooooooooooooooo scared reading some of these posts!!!! Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 15 Feb 2011, 13:24
Chest hair is the nastiest. Well, buttocks hair is grosser, but you know what I mean.
I don't chew on my hair anymore, now that I have a shorter haircut and my hair can't reach my mouth.
I don't chew on my hair anymore, now that I have a shorter haircut and my hair can't reach my mouth.
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 15 Feb 2011, 15:00
Re: I've eaten only crisps for the past 10 years
Posted: 16 Feb 2011, 10:19
Well my chest hair is lovely and fluffy I can assure you - I am a walking, human pillow!!!! 
Oh and I imagined that you used to pull your hair out at the root and chew individual strands!!!!
Oh and I imagined that you used to pull your hair out at the root and chew individual strands!!!!