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sooooooo disappointed!!!... You won't even give me a chance!!!...

...I bet if I had a vagina you wouldn't give me a chance!

true, true - but the difference is, although you're straight, you don't like vagina's but u DO like dick - so c'mon, let's compromise - give me a break!!!... i have the tits, i have the dick, i've promised to shave off my body hair and wear a lifelike ingrid bergman mask - what more could u ask for???!!!... i'm even on a diet... for you!!!..

I like my dick. I'm not so sure I'd appreciate yours. And I already made it clear that man tits are to girl tits what Keane is to Dog Man Star.

I want a hug!!!!

I need a hug. I blame my lack of meaningful physical contact with other people for about 85% of the things that are wrong with me.

ok *BIG HUG* If I was there right now i'd do it for real, and yes even in a non-sexual way!!!... see, I CAN control myself!!!!... argh!!! omg i've got a bit of that Dionne Warwick song in my head now "That's What Friends Are For"!!!!

mark wrote:ok *BIG HUG* If I was there right now i'd do it for real, and yes even in a non-sexual way!!!... see, I CAN control myself!!!!... argh!!! omg i've got a bit of that Dionne Warwick song in my head now "That's What Friends Are For"!!!!

Way to kill the moment.


How about the PIL song "Disappointment" instead?

Sorry, I couldn't help it, I wanted to look after you!!!! Why is it that things have to enter your mind at the most inappropriate of moments???!!!...

Hey, I wasn't the one who decided to mention Dionne.


But I appreciate you wanting to look after me. I think that's sweet.

no sorry, you misunderstand... when I said 'your' I was talking generally speaking, so it was more like a general question about how things enter people's minds at inappropriate moments - so when I said 'your' I was actually meaning me, not you!!!!....

me likes you lol!!!... You actually say things that makes me use my brain...

Oh, ok, that makes sense.


I'm glad I can stimulate your brain and your...well..

Thanx lol!!!