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mark wrote: what if I tied them underneath, you'd still have another hole to aim for!!!...

LOL, that reminds me of a funny story...you see, at the time, I was going through puberty and didn't know much about....




...well, never mind.

no continue Andy, i'm not exactly sure where this is going yet, and I want to!!!!

It's embarrassing. Anyway, I'm sure you can figure it out, with a little imagination...

oooh u got confused over holes or something??!!!... don't worry about being embarrassed, u know I am the master of embarrassment!!!....

mark wrote:oooh u got confused over holes or something??!!!... don't worry about being embarrassed, u know I am the master of embarrassment!!!....

No way, son...no one is more embarrassing than me.

being called son by a 21 year old is kinda... nice !!! thanks for making me feel younger, that's your good deed for the day done Andy - oh and you made me feel less of an embarrassment than you too!!! See Andy, you DO have your uses afterall!!!...

I'm good for comic relief, but mainly in the sense of making people feel better by making myself seem uber-pathetic.




So sort of like you've been saying.

but you're not pathetic and marky wuvs u!!!!

Oh, I am pathetic. I think you love me for my patheticness. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

no i love you because you're a nice sweet funny guy who cares... and is vunerable but willing to be... in a good way... and the music you're into is ok!!!... jeez, shame you AREN'T gay!!!...

...shame you're not a woman...then you and me and car wash *unt could have...


...never mind.

The fact i'm not a woman doesn't matter, just shut your eyes and pretend... Just relax and we will take care of you!!!! God that sounds sinister!!!!...

I wonder what she has to say about this. She's been conspicuously quiet. I don't know if that's her normal way of posting or if she's scared off.


Car wash *unt, if you're reading this, please reply, if only to say "hi."