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well maybe not but he kinda has a moose face - he's not exactly daintly, feminine or attractive - even with that long hair!!! omg, u said you're a dead ringer for the Butler right???!!!!... please excuse my Bernard based insults in that case!!!... So you would go for Bernie boy because he looks like you???!!!... hmmm, you are a narcissist after all!!!...

Like I said, that one pic of Bernard in "People Move On" looks just like me, although he's probably skinnier....


...so yeah, if I had to do a guy, I'd do one who looked like me.

narcissist!

mark wrote:narcissist!

It's not my fault that the only other person in the world I'm seemingly compatible with is car wash *unt, who stood me up on our wedding day.

well you're pretty compatible with me but for a thousand times of asking I know it's going nowhere between us....

I should have said "woman" instead of "other person"...


Oh well.

doll would have been ever funnier

We're so compatible it's annoying!!!... you're SOOOOOOO selfish, i'm giving you everything I have Andy and you're just being bloody stubborn about this heterosexual thing!!!!...

mark wrote:you're SOOOOOOO selfish, i'm giving you everything I have Andy

You sounded like my mother right there. : /

As soon as you start comparing me to your mother I know our relationship is on the slippery slope!!!!...