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mark wrote:4-5 times A DAY????!!!!!!! omg that means you have to do it at school right???!!!!!

I know someone who went 18 days without - I always thought you'd be dead if you left it that long - or maybe that your head would explode from all the pent up tension!!!!... hmmmm!!!...

There were two times in my life when I went more than 2 days without wanking; both times extended to 3 weeks. One time I was really sick, and the other I had terrible jet lag.


I won't comment on when or where I do it.

we don't really want to know!

I bet marky does. He's a pervy, that one.

omg, even before I read your reply Andy, about "I bet marky does" I was going to say "I do"!!! hahahahhahahaa!!!

I want a full timetable! - days, dates, times, places!... techniques!... the visual material you use!!!... any special toys or positions!!!!...

No toys...they're disgusting.

I don't have routines. If I did, that would ruin it.

I don't have any cool techniques. I just get the job done with. And I'm not a visual guy.

George Bush is displeased with your overuse of emoticons.

George Bush is displeased with your overuse of emoticons.

lol

George Bush is displeased with your overuse of Internet slang.

lol

SoGone wrote:No toys...they're disgusting.

I don't have routines. If I did, that would ruin it.

I don't have any cool techniques. I just get the job done with. And I'm not a visual guy.

Oh... You've turned me off now!, I hoped it would be all sexy and hot and it sounds kinda boring!!!! hahahahahaha, you make it sound more like a chore!!!! "shower, do some laundry, tidy up, have a wank (do I HAVE to!!! ), shower"!!!!

I bet it's much better than that, you only said those things to turn me off!!! Didn't you??? DIDN'T YOU???!!!!! (I hope you keep your keyboard clean at all times btw???!!!)...