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nah, you know you love me Andy!!!!!

Yeah, I do. Even though I only tell you so when I'm drunk.

Well you just admitted it now, so i guess that means you're drunk right about now then???!!!! and it's like 10.40am where you are too!!!! I think maybe your 'drinking' is becoming a problem!!!!

It's never a problem.


And I wasn't really drunk then. But I plan to get wasted tonight.

'Elegantly Wasted'???!!!! Tequila all round then!!!

Is that a song?


And yes, tequila!


6 more hours, 6 more hours...

Who are you going out with for drinks, your imaginary friend???!!!!

And yeah 'Elegantly Wasted' is a song, by INXS... And don't be rude about them if you don't like them, the poor man's dead!!!

No, I drink on my own, at home.


More signs of being a bona fide alcoholic, I guess.

Home???... alone???!!! aaaaaaaaaawwwwww, that's probably the way you like it, but i'll have a drink with you if you want???!!!....

Hurry up, marky, we're going to the pub.



(But I'm fine with the drinking on my own; no fights, and you don't have to feel bad about crying. Tequila tends to do that to me.)

(pissheads)

And you said that we were just good friends
But we jump red lights all the way to the end
God's gift, there you go again

Is it weird that i'd like to see you crying drunk Andy???!!! Maybe just because it would be nice to comfort you!!!! Sorry I couln't go out with you Andy, I had to sleep - I had been up all day and was starting to see triple!!!! I'm not just making excuses, honest!!!

Oh and we are not pissheads Mr Contrary-Rampage, in fact I drink less now than I ever have!!! I only drink on a Saturday Night.... Whatever makes me happy huh???!!!!

oooh and I didn't know you came from Valcenia until I just noticed on your fb sun - so how come you support Barca and not Valencia???!!! And also - nice oranges I hear???!!!!

a family thing... all men in my family we support different teams... i went for the big brother

Everyone likes to see other people crying drunk. Actually, people just like to see other people crying. Call it sadism or compassion, it's true.

Interesting sun!.... I'm starting to wish I hadn't chosen to support Sheffield Wednesday all those years ago!!!!!

hmmm the crying thing - I've even read that some people have a crying fetish lol, it turns them on!!! Maybe it's seeing someone, especially a guy, in a weakened emotional state - seeing a guy cry is kinda.... weird!!!!