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By this point, it is like a chore.


I don't...do it in front of computers. Just FYI.

BORING!!!!...

mark wrote:BORING!!!!...

Me? Yeah, my sex life is appallingly boring at this point.



Where's car wash *unt been?

I wonder what a car washed *unt actually looks like???!!!!... Any different to an ordinary *unt??!!! Any ideas... Maybe we'll leave that to Andy's sick and twisted imagination!!!! Don't go getting too turned on, remember you don't like to do it at your computer Andy!!!...

mark wrote:I wonder what a car washed *unt actually looks like???!!!!... Any different to an ordinary *unt??!!! Any ideas... Maybe we'll leave that to Andy's sick and twisted imagination!!!! Don't go getting too turned on, remember you don't like to do it at your computer Andy!!!...

I assumed she worked at a car wash, rather than having her *unt be...well...



Anyway, as I said before, vaginas are nasty anyway, so it doesn't matter to me what she's done to hers...

I bet you find penises more attractive dontcha???!!!

mark wrote: I bet you find penises more attractive dontcha???!!!

Yeah, slightly, but tits are the best.

See, I KNEW I could tempt you!!!! And isn't it lucky I have 'moobs' too!!! So now I fulfill the criteria of both of the things you seem to like most!!! yay!!!

mark wrote:See, I KNEW I could tempt you!!!! And isn't it lucky I have 'moobs' too!!! So now I fulfill the criteria of both of the things you seem to like most!!! yay!!!

...nah, 'cause like I said in the other thread, man boobs are nasty. About the only thing about men that's even remotely attractive is the ol' tallywhacker.

In that case i'll meet you at a gloryhole!!!...