...why is the board advertising makeup?

[SoGone]

"Discover instant smooth perfection with L'Oreal MAGICSMOOTH™ SOUFFLE MAKEUP"



...isn't the AdBot intelligent enough to know that I'm a non-tranny man who doesn't primp himself up for nights out on the town?

[mark]

I'm sure you'd look good in makeup...

[sunshine]

cause you need it

[SoGone]

I'm sure you'd look good in makeup...

I'd look even more hideous than I am.

[sunshine]

[mark]

we STILL don't properly know what you look like until you post a decent pic!!!!

[sunshine]

[SoGone]

we STILL don't properly know what you look like until you post a decent pic!!!!

Picture a skinny 16 year old with an oversized ass, a unibrow, and shitty hair. Oh, and cuts all over his face from shaving. That's me.

[mark]

Sounds nice weirdly enough.... kinda cute!!! oh and is a unibrow anything like a monobrow???!!!...

[SoGone]

Err...a unibrow is when you don't really have much of a gap between your eyebrows...so I guess they're the same, judging by the name "monobrow," though I've never heard that term before...

[mark]

yeah one joined eyebrow is usually called monobrow over here... do you shave it in the middle???!!!...

[SoGone]

No. If I shaved it, I wouldn't have a unibrown anymore. I wouldn't know how to shave it anyway.

[sunshine]

[mark]

ahhh so you wear your monobrow with pride huh??? cool!!!!

Jose Bosingwa (Chelsea Football Club player) - the greatest monobrow on earth!!!!!

[SoGone]

Mine's not quite THAT extreme...but pretty close.