Suede Online

Either i'm getting REALLY old or am I right in thinking this years Glastonbury lineup looks REALLY shit???...!! Last few years it's been really great but now it just looks dull, dull, dull - nothing i'm particularly looking forward to at all!! Even the prospect of seeing the Pets' headlining doesn't do much for me...!

especially when you can go to Hyde Park!

Hyde Park??? What is happening there??? the Pets' performing??? OMG the awful Scouting For Girls are apparently performing here in Thetford Forest really soon!!!! - hope they get lost in there!!! - I HATE them!!!! So annoying and repetitive - "she's so lovely, she's so lovely, she's so lovely, she's so lovely" ""she's so lovely, she's so lovely, she's so lovely, she's so lovely" !!!!! - DIE!!!!!! "elvis isn't dead, elvis isn't dead, elvis is isn't dead because i heard him on the radio" - genius I hate them with a passion more than anything else!!!! and shit about "i wish i could be Jame Bond" - i swear this group must've been formed in nursery school!!!!! so childish and annoying!!!!

the worst thing is we have someone's ipod playing over the tannoy in my store over the weekend so u have to put up with that same, droning, awful, repititive, aural shite every single fucking week!!!!! If you're gonna be in a band at least make sure u can write more than one lyric over and over again!!!!

McCartney, Stevie Wonder... where do you live?

oh shut up!!!! I live in a field lol!!!! Maybe I haven't heard because unlike some I don't swan around London with all my trendy chums!!!!! McCartney/stevie wonder??? not my favs - next thing you'll be telling me that awful rod man is performing too!!!!

sadly not, no rod

oh shame!!!

Anyone else tempted to click on those links just to see what happens?


No, I didn't think so.

I'm guessing that clicking on it will set Nike Air Max as your wallpaper, Gigy the sensual blonde as an icon on your desktop and make you curse your Symantec for being useless....once again.

No idea who "Gigy the sensual blonde" is, but I'd be tempted to click just for that. Unfortunately, I'm not the kind of guy who goes for blondes. Gimmie brunettes and redheads.

And I don't think I could curse my computer any further. At this rate, it's already going to spend more time in purgatory than former GOP leaders.