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in the thread about the amazon cock-up, Vanessa hopes to give us some good news about the RAH footage and simon's film soon!

http://forum.suede.co.uk/read.php?2,7407

The thing is though sun - it wasn't just amazon - it was listed on several other sites too - so the cock up appears to have come from whoever was promoting the album - the management, label whoever but to blame amazon is wrong - it's whoever was in charge of the suede relase who fucked up!!!!

wanker

sunshine wrote:wanker

Isn't that normally the way u welcome me???!!!

Let's stop using each other's names and start using "wanker." That way newbies won't feel singled out when we call them wankers, and we don't have to learn anyone else's name.

ok wanker!!! No, no I REALLY don't like that idea!!!

You wouldn't like that idea, because you're such a bloody wanker!

such a nasty man!!! u know how to hurt a sensitive, shy guys feelings dontcha???!!! what are u gonna do to make it up 2 me???!!!

I'm a sensitive shy guy too, so of course I know what makes people like me tick!

I don't want to know what your idea of compensation is!!!

I know your mind's as dirty as mine; you just don't admit it!

I am a red blooded man who sometimes likes stuff - that's all I will say!!!....

What, you mean like rimming*?


*I actually don't know what this is, but I can imagine it. I'm pretty sure it's disgusting, but if it's actually a relatively benign act, please let me know.

omg please Andrew!!! - let's REALLY not get into specifics here!!! - and if u REALLY don't know what rimming is I am sure u can google it!!!! And i'm not saying i'm a fan but what's 'disgusting' to one person I am sure is delightful to another lol!!! How do you define 'disgusting' btw??? Just because you would not want to do it???!!! A lot of people I work with are total 'rimmer's' lol!!! hahahahaha!!!

Ok, true story. I was brainstorming band names and one of the ones I came up with was "Dumpster Sluts." I thought to myself, "Fuck, that's an awesome name for a riot grrrl band. If there's actually a riot grrrl band out there called 'Dumpster Sluts,' I'd definitely listen to them."

So I Googled the term "dumpster sluts." I was innocent and naive at the time. If you're more world-weary than I was at the time, you know what I found.



So yeah. No more Googling obscure terms for me.


Oh, and you don't want to know some of the things I do, um, with myself, things that (I've been told on other forums) are disgusting, deviant acts. I mean, you probably do want to know, you sick bastard you, but you'll have to ask me for those details!