Suede Online

...longer than 60000 characters? I wonder when that would ever be necessary.

Also, is anyone else annoyed by the short maximum length of topic titles? Grumble.

no we're not annoyed because you're the only person on here who actually posts new topics!!!

And seriously I am BEGGING you not to try writing over 60000 characters!!!! please spare us!!!

We need more new topics. I don't know why, we just do. All forums do. Post, post, post. Spend, spend, spend. That sort of thing.

I was tempted to post some of my school essays, just to piss off sunshine. It'd be about 11,000 words. But I don't think I will.


Unless I post them backwards.

That would be totally insane!!! - believe me if you actually wasted your time writing an 11000 word essay backwards on here you would always be a total, total, TOTAL legend in my eyes!!!!

Damn, you have high expectations!!! All you need to do is keep replying to my inane threads...then you'll be nothing less than brilliant in my eyes*.


*Sandie Shaw, anyone?

Sandie Shaw???!! mmmm - the barefoot babe!! Argh, quick, help me, i'm turning!!!

Yeah! I have a thing for tall girls with long dark hair who go around without shoes and can actually sing*!


*See also Joan Baez, except for the part about singing.

This thread gave me a new idea for a thread.

You're full of bad ideas!!!

I've been told.