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I normally wouldn't do this sort of thing. I swear.

what flavour??? and be careful, you don't wanna put on any weight - you might end up looking like me!!!

Haagen-Dazs "Banana Split" flavor. I still have half a pint to go. Groan.

You don't look overweight at all! Granted, all I've seen is your face, but...

I used to be 145 lbs (overweight for my height) because I was walking all the time...now that I don't walk, I've shrunk to 125-130 lbs. Hmm.

i wish i was 145lbs - all i could ever dream of - and no u don't wanna see anything other than my face i can assure u!!!


i prefer choclate cookie flavour ice cream but haven't had that for years!!!

Yeah, but I bet you're a lot taller than me! I'm only 5'2.

I'm not really an ice cream person. I only ate it because it was that or cereal, and I'd had cereal for the past week and was sick of it. I'm back to spaghetti for breakfast now.

spaghetti???!!! for breakfast???!!! Are you American-Italian or something???... I eat cereal for breakfast all the time - well in fact i combine breakfast and lunch as i have to sleep after that before work in the evenings!!!! so i have some sandwiches too!!!

You must be joking when you say 5 ft 2 right???? I mean i'm 5ft 8 and that's pretty short for a man lol!!!!

Nope, no Italian blood in me. Fuck cereal. And sandwiches too, while we're on the subject.

And no, I'm not joking...I'm pratically a midget.