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Why did they decide to make laundry detergent feel and smell like semen? Was it to turn on bored, lonely housewives back in the 50's? Or, conversely, was it done to discourage oral sex by making people associate it with cleaning?

It's true!!! I always wondered why bleach smells like cum lol, and even when I was talking to my ex-boyfriend in Colombia (a while back now) he was sniffing his hands after doing some laundry and asked me the same thing!!! hahahahahha!!! hmmm, it's weird, you don't think that semen is actually one of the key hidden ingredients to getting things looking "whiter than white do you???!!!! As for the sub questions you pose, i'm not too sure, other than to pose a further question "if the secret ingredient in bleach is in fact semen, who's is it???" I mean do they use human's or animal's and how long does the milking take to get enough of the stuff???!!!! OMG, I think i've gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off the deep end on this one!!!! Thanks Andy!!!!

At least they don't have a cow on the label like they do with Elmer's Glue!



Mmm, bleach.

wtf is Elmer's Glue???!!!!

(god knos... these americans are crazy!)

You said that we were just good friends
But we jump red lights all the way to the end
There you go, there you go again

You don't have Elmer's over there?????? What the fuck did you make crafts with when you were little kids?

erm... oooh i know the stuff you mean, the thick white stuff! - but i'm sure it wasn't called that!!! Sounds like something from a Bugs Bunny cartoon!!!!

mark wrote:erm... oooh i know the stuff you mean, the thick white stuff!

Glue, you mean. And Elmer's is anything but thick.

well there's many different kinds of glue - thick white, thick clear, prit-stick.... lost it to bostik... yeah!!!

What the hell is Bostik? I always wondered that.


Just like I have no idea what parcetamol (sp?) is. But that doesn't stop me from cheerfully singing along.

(is he sniffing now)

never let the winter in

paracetomol is a pain killing tablet, bostik is a brand of glue, and TCP, as in 'Obsessions', is a brand of liquid antiseptic... Anything else you need to know???!!!....

bless

mark wrote:paracetomol is a pain killing tablet, bostik is a brand of glue, and TCP, as in 'Obsessions', is a brand of liquid antiseptic... Anything else you need to know???!!!....

Yeah. What's "Sky"? As in "getting satellite and sky"...I'm guessing it's something to do with TV?

...what about "CC TV"? Is that "credit card TV"? Because that's what it would mean here.

There are some others I've always wondered about, but I can't remember them now. I'll get back to you.