Suede Online

This thread really has no purpose. I just wanted to see what a row of tildas would look like on the main page.

Actually, I think it looks pretty cool.

You're a genius.

Was it enough for me to earn a virtual hug?


(God, I'm pathetic. I hope you are the rescuer type.)

I don't do hugs, I'm too cynical, but we could tickle each other...

That's good, that's sexy. I'm very ticklish. Even now. I'm so ticklish that I can tickle myself, even though they say that's impossible to really do.

But that's a shame about hugs; hugs are cute and sexy. Are you too cynical for kissing? Because quite frankly, kissing is sexier than fucking.

God, first watch porn, get over with it, and THEN come here .

But porn's as unsexy as it gets!

You're just trying to impress me .

Hey, love, if you're into porn, that's cool; my best friend used to make me watch porn with her. And she was into the really dirty, rough stuff; she got off on the vids where the guys slapped and choked the girls and all that. She was a really sick fuck.

But shit, porn's not sexy. I don't really get off on watching severely obese guys hump depressingly attractive girls, and with all the focus on the ass and not enough on the faces or anything resembling intimacy...it's a complete waste.



I might be dismissive of sincerity and truth, but I'm into the whole intimacy shtick. Tell me it's possible for two people to be intimate, and I'll buy that.

I'm not up for porn at all, I think there's something seriously wrong with that.
It takes a lot to get me to be intimate with someone, as I do value it, and can't just show these feeling to just anyone.
Am I being reasonable?

Perfectly.


...are you implying I'm not worthy of your intimacy? Because that hurts. I think I'll go off and chug some rum screwdrivers and listen to the Pogues now.

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i'll tickle, kiss, hug, anything!!!! Give love a chance!!!!! (oooooh and when I saw this topic, first thing I thought was "I sooooooo wish I was a moderator on this site - it needs a good tidy up! - delete, delete, delete!!!!)

*vomit*