If Suede released an evangelical Christian album...

[sunshine]

(i loved dallas)

[SoGone]

"Home"...oh gosh, we're just one big inbred family, aren't we?

You've been watching too much 'Dallas'!!!! It's coming back too I hear!!!....

I have no idea what you're talking about.


That said, purely by coincidence, at least two of my all-time favorite books have vaguely incestual themes.

[sunshine]

[car wash *unt]

Dallas as in "Debbie does Dallas"?

[SoGone]

What the hell are you two talking about?


And does anyone else think that "Debbie Does Dallas" sounds like a porno movie?

[car wash *unt]

ahem

[SoGone]

What?

[sunshine]

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear

(JR dallas)

[mark]

Right let's sort this mess out!!! 'Debbie Does Dallas' IS a porno movie (although I have never witnessed it!!!) and EVERYONE KNOWS of Dallas!!! omg are you saying you are american and you have never heard of probably the biggest soap opera your country ever created???!!!... It was massively popular over here!!!! The tale of rival Texan oil baron families warring and whoring!!! JR Ewing is a legend, the ultimate soap baddie - omg do you not know Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy, Linda Gray???!!! Even Prescilla Presley was in it!!!!... Either you were joking or you are like.... on another planet, I mean I know it ended back in the 90's but then so did many other classic US TV shows - have you never heard of Cheers, Taxi, Golden Girls, Larry Sanders????!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTBapYkD07o

[SoGone]

I've heard of Cheers and Taxi, but none of the other things you mentioned. I'm a pop culture idiot; I've freedly admitted that before.



...and apparently I'm not familiar with porn titles either. The only one I know is Deep Throat, and I only know that because I used to be obsessed with the US Presidents (you know, and then Watergate...)

[sunshine]

Everybody smiles because we shock the winter
Everybody sits round to watch the sky

[mark]

[SoGone]

I just got a new idea for a thread. Hold on.

[sunshine]

You said that we were just good friends
But we jump red lights all the way to the end
There you go, there you go again

[mark]

And you had to mention that here Andy rather than just going and doing it???!!!!