If I was your boss sun you would be sacked for gross misconduct if you really do do that, you dirty sexist pig!!! - and part of me can imagine that you aren't joking too!!!!...
I've got a lot of time for the Duffster, it's a shame if it's true. Saw her live at Brixton with my housemate (I think I was a late replacemengt for a friend of his who'd drop out). She had twin backing singers who looked like they'd been cloned from her...