I fuckin' hate animals

[SoGone]

...and I hate people who love 'em. I don't know who's worse; horse people, dog people, cat people...I mean, they're all sucky. What kind of sick species are we that we willingly invite our pets into our BEDS? That's fucking disgusting.

Animals are disgusting. We'd be better off without them*.



*Well, it means we wouldn't have hamburgers, but that's a small price to pay.

[mark]

As requested... - 'but you LOVE big cocks'!!!! god, i'm so childish sometimes!!!...

I don't actually eat BEEFburgers (why call them HAMburgers in the US when they are made from cow???!!! ) since the 80's mad cow/cjd crisis - it kinda put me off but as a ticking timebomb it's probably too late for me to worry now anyway!!! I eat the occasional bit of beef but i'm not a big fan anyway - too much red meat is bad for you!!!...

Oh and you've kinda written off my 3 best friends - one has a horse, one has a dog/2 cats and the other owns a dog too!!!! But none of them sleep with their pets!!!! oooh and they're all lovely people!!!! What's more disgusting btw, people who sleep in bed with their animals or people who fuck their pets???...

[SoGone]

People who invite their pets into their beds might as well be fucking them. Odds are, they are anyway, so it's a moot point.


I'm past the point of caring if red meat's bad for me or not. It kicks the shit out of porn and poultry, at any rate...

[mark]

I like a bit of lamb and pork so... and why DO you call beefburgers hamburgers???!!!... I mean am I being stupid about this but they are still made out of beef right so why 'hamburgers'??!!!!!

[SoGone]

Why do we call it "football" here?

[mark]

you call beefburgers football???!!!

Yeah it is a bit thick to call american football 'football' when much of it involves throwing and running with the ball!!!! Why not just call it Rugby???!!!! at least our football (soccer) is called by that name because it is almost exclusively a 'foot' based game...

[SoGone]

...so your rugby and our football are the same thing? I learned something today, and I've only been up for 90 minutes.

[mark]

Pretty much, although our rugby players don't wear all that girlie padding!!! - they're hard!!! They only wear mouthguards and some wear head protection, but not all... Plenty of 'cauliflower ears' without those 'crash helmets' your guys wear!!!!

[SoGone]

You like it rough and dirty, huh?

[mark]

I like 'real' men... cute men too of course - just not 'queenie'!... ur in the 'cute' category...

[SoGone]

I'd rather be sexy than cute.



I'd also rather be a woman than a man. We don't always get what we want.

[car wash *unt]

...and I hate people who love 'em. I don't know who's worse; horse people, dog people, cat people...I mean, they're all sucky. What kind of sick species are we that we willingly invite our pets into our BEDS? That's fucking disgusting.

Animals are disgusting. We'd be better off without them*.



*Well, it means we wouldn't have hamburgers, but that's a small price to pay.

God, I love you.

[SoGone]

I love you too, babe, but let's face it, we live on different continents, you don't go for uncut guys, and you like Arcade Fire while I like Lerner/Loewe musicals.

Since I don't think we'll be able to work this out, I've got to get on with my life. Sunshine can have you.

[mark]

wow what a putdown!!! poor car wash!!!!

oh and btw Andy, when I say cute I mean cute as in hot not as in 'aaahhhhhhhhh' - you're both cute in a sexy way and sweet way... hmmm well, I thought you were good looking from that pic of you from 100 miles away but STILL I need a close up to be sure...

[car wash *unt]

I love you too, babe, but let's face it, we live on different continents, you don't go for uncut guys, and you like Arcade Fire while I like Lerner/Loewe musicals.

Since I don't think we'll be able to work this out, I've got to get on with my life. Sunshine can have you.

Bloody Americans.