Rewrite a Suede song

[SoGone]

My nascent attempt at writing "Petrol Station Whores" roughly to the tune of "Jumble Sale Mums":

Petrol station whores
Doing hits and drinking Coors
They suck cock in the W.C.
And they've got no clothes on, see

Petrol station Johns
What are they on?
Do things to them that I can't repeat
And he comes

Oh, this ain't the highlife...

[mark]

ah Petrol Station Whores - a classic... Did you come up with any other ideas???... I'll need some time to work on this!!!!...

[SoGone]

I might do a complete "Sound Of The Street" rewrite. Right now, all we have is the "Sadie, you whore" part.