Thread to love Felt

[SoGone]

I'd go gay for Lawrence.

[mark]

But not for ME???!!!! I'm disappointed!!!! I don't know anything about 'Felt' although I have heard of them....

[SoGone]

Marky, somewhere on Amazon there is a copy of "Forever Breathes the Lonely Word" that is saying, "Marky, buy me.:

[mark]

ok, i'll keep that in mind!!!! Maybe I can hear some clips on itunes or something first!!!!...

[SoGone]

...or Amazon.


Grumble.

[mark]

crumble!

[SoGone]

Let the Felt-haters crinkle their heads...

[mark]

I can't hate... I've got enough lines on my head already!!!!...

[SoGone]

...but your luxurious crop of hair covers them up, right?

[mark]

are u taking the piss out of me???... if you've seen any of my pics on fb u will have seen i have almost a skinhead at times and usually very short shaved hair otherwise!!!... I've receded a lot so how do i have a 'luxurious crop of hair'???!!! it's funny though, there's a photo of me from school when I did indeed have a 'luxurious crop of hair'... years before I started going grey too!!!...

[SoGone]

...yeah, I was taking the piss. Sorry if it offended you. I sort of remembered you making a joke about your "skinheadedness" a while ago and thought it was open game...

[mark]

Don't worry darling, joke all you want!!!.... I know it's because you love me!!!... I bet you'd love a bald one right???!!!...

[SoGone]

As much as I hate bodily hair, I prefer a luxurious crop of hair. That's probably another reason why I go for women.

[mark]

shit now not only do I have to shave all my body hair off but grow my head hair for you too!!!!

[SoGone]

You really don't want to do all this for me. I'm not worth it.