Entertain me, I'm as blank as can be.

[SoGone]

Any ideas?

[car wash *unt]

Nike air max, now! on sale!

[SoGone]

Yeah! Sounds great!!!!!

Support child labor in Asia, woot!

[car wash *unt]

Oh man, we have material for a new South Park episode.

[SoGone]

I don't want to kill the momentum of this thread by admitting that I don't watch television (although I'm vaguely familiar with the show), so I'll just nod benignly and agree.

[car wash *unt]

And I'll just deny the fact that you let me down cause you don't watch South Park.

[SoGone]

I'm pretty sure the human capacity for denial is far more important than our gifts of critical thinking and appreciation of aesthetics.

Just saying.

[car wash *unt]

You need a flow chart to understand some of your posts.

[SoGone]

Are you sunshine under a different name?

[car wash *unt]

No, but my mum calls me sunshine if it helps...

[SoGone]

I once had a teacher who called all the boys she liked "sunshine." Once, in passing, I referred to one of my fellow students as "sunshine," after which he threatened me with grievous bodily damage if I ever used that name again.

Her daughter was named Angel.

[car wash *unt]

People like her should be executed.

[SoGone]

I knew it! You're one of those "happy people are bad" people, aren't you?

That's ok, I'm one too.

[car wash *unt]

Mostly I hate people who go: "GOOD MORNIIIIING!"
and it's like cymbals hitting your ears, cause you're not exactly a morning person.

[SoGone]

For me, they fall under the category of "people with unwarranted mirth." And those sorts of people are among the lowest forms of life on earth.*


*Only elderly people who shop on weekends, people who let their dogs run off-leashes, and Bon Jovi fans are lower.