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Oh man, we have material for a new South Park episode.

I don't want to kill the momentum of this thread by admitting that I don't watch television (although I'm vaguely familiar with the show), so I'll just nod benignly and agree.

And I'll just deny the fact that you let me down cause you don't watch South Park.

I'm pretty sure the human capacity for denial is far more important than our gifts of critical thinking and appreciation of aesthetics.

Just saying.

You need a flow chart to understand some of your posts.

Are you sunshine under a different name?

No, but my mum calls me sunshine if it helps...

I once had a teacher who called all the boys she liked "sunshine." Once, in passing, I referred to one of my fellow students as "sunshine," after which he threatened me with grievous bodily damage if I ever used that name again.

Her daughter was named Angel.

People like her should be executed.

I knew it! You're one of those "happy people are bad" people, aren't you?

That's ok, I'm one too.

Mostly I hate people who go: "GOOD MORNIIIIING!"
and it's like cymbals hitting your ears, cause you're not exactly a morning person.

For me, they fall under the category of "people with unwarranted mirth." And those sorts of people are among the lowest forms of life on earth.*


*Only elderly people who shop on weekends, people who let their dogs run off-leashes, and Bon Jovi fans are lower.