Mayonnaise is possibly the most disgusting food ever

[SoGone]

It basically combines the most abject aspects of strong cheeses and vomit. The consistency is like something you'd expect from a "Mystery shot" at a fraternity hazing. Just smelling it makes me sick.

[sunshine]

try allioli and you will die for more

[mark]

mayonnaise is quite nice in sandwiches but really I never use it myself, i'm more a tomato ketchup fan (unless u eat a prepackaged sandwich or fast food where it's already added)... But I did watch a programme where they should how it was made, almost out of glue, that kinda put me off!!!! Oh and standard mayonnaise is apparently HUGELY fattening, but low fat has virtually no calories at all!!! weird huh???!!!

oh and mustard is the most gross thing anyone can ever put near their food!!!!

You been to many fraternity hazings Andy???!!! sounds interesting, you been hazed before???!!!!

[sunshine]

allioli please

[SoGone]

Never been hazed, but then, I've never been to a real college.



I'm not a fan of straight-up mustard, but mix it with maple syrup (the real stuff) and it's a great dipping sauce for salmon.



I LOVE ketchup. I used to drink entire bottles of it when I was a kid.

[sunshine]

sucked it in, you did

[SoGone]

[sunshine]

nice portrait

[SoGone]

It's not easy being green.

[mark]

yeah sun DID sound like yoda didn't he???!!! mustard with syrup???!!!... ok ...

[SoGone]

It's good! It's really good!!!!!



(I used those same words to try to convince a Bob Dylan fan to listen to "Dog Man Star." It didn't work.)

[mark]

Anyone not willing to give DMS a listen is a complete knob cheese!!!... just saying!!!

[SoGone]

...I don't know about that, because if they've never heard it, they can't possibly know how good it is, and so there's no reason for them to feel compelled to listen to it...


...you know what I mean?

[mark]

ahhhhhh, but if you've told them how good it is they should damn well listen lol!!!! Don't they trust your judgement???!!!!

[SoGone]

If everyone listened to every album that someone told them was good, no one would ever get anything done....


...I mean fuck, in a world where the Arctic Monkeys and Modest Mouse are hailed as great artists...