Whose idea was it to invent lipstick?

[SoGone]

"Hey, let's convince women to put this really bright red substance on their lips!"


...and what about make-up?

...and what about high heels?

[mark]

Nevermind who's idea it was, just be thankful that they did it!!!!... I know you love the idea of dress-ups!!!!... You think about make-up and high heels waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much!!!! Do you actually dress up in your mums clothes when she's not around???!!!!...

[SoGone]

I don't like lipstick or makeup.


But I'm grateful for sexy footwear.

[SoGone]

Do you actually dress up in your mums clothes when she's not around???!!!!...

No; that's disgusting.

[mark]

yeah.... right!!!!.. you love it!... you're into women's footwear???...

[SoGone]

Who isn't?

[mark]

i'm not... feet???... weird don't go down the whole women's footwear thing, i'm afraid does nothing for me!!!...

[SoGone]

I'll have to ask car wash *unt what she thinks.


I bet she's into sexy footwear.

[mark]

so you like women's 'sexy footwear' but not their feet???.... hmmm... is this conversation too personal for a public forum???!!!...

[SoGone]

...who said I didn't like women's feet?

[mark]

erm - well when u once joked because i asked you what size shoe you take that i must have some 'weird foot fetish' so i naturally assumed you think being into feet is bizarre!!!... although of course all I was innocently asking you was what size shoe you take lol!!!

[SoGone]

I don't think I'm in a position to call anything bizarre!




Except for people who get off on feces. I mean, that's just fucked up.

[mark]

yeah... well it's whatever floats your boat i guess but hmm - nah i don't like the idea of getting 'dirty' personally!!!...

and why aren't you in a position to call things bizarre??? you're not what i would call 'weird'!!!...

[SoGone]

and why aren't you in a position to call things bizarre??? you're not what i would call 'weird'!!!...

I need to save this quote for future reference, not just at this board, but for all of my encounters with people, virtual or not. It might come in handy.

[mark]

well you aren't 'weird' - whatever 'weird' is - you don't come across as a bizarre person anyway... but maybe that says more about me!!!! i dunno....